Rat King–“A rat king involves a number of rats intertwined at their tails, which become stuck together with, for instance, blood, dirt, ice, horse-hair, or feces….” https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rat_king_(folklore)
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Me at the bookstore:
Me: *walks by a cool book cover*
Me: Oh My God!
Book: ...
Me: Look at that face
Book: ...
Me: You look like my next mistake
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Law professor Roger Fisher suggested that nuclear launch codes be implanted in a volunteer’s heart. The president would be required to personally take the life of an innocent person before taking the lives of hundreds of millions. (Source)
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Never wrestle with a pig because you get dirty and what’s more, the pig likes it.
— Lisa Vanderpump
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At eighteen our convictions are hills from which we look; at forty-five they are caves in which we hide.
— F. Scott Fitzgerald, “Bernice Bobs Her Hair”
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things 2 do when u hit rock bottom horoscopes
aries: it's time that u took the leadership role of that secret undercover society you've been fake ignoring 4 so long. like sure u know ur a team player but u were destined to be the leader plus steve wasn't doing shit anyway fuck steve ur gonna be on fuckin tv
taurus: u did a gr8 job at keeping shit 2gether when everyone flaked off but hey this wasn't ur responsibility people are gonna learn the hard way so now is ur time to party down hard and make out with the hottie near the water feature as the good lord intended bless u
gemini: go hella baller and disappoint ur fam by following ur dreams u were gonna upset them anyway but at least you'll b working with your own guide lines also enjoy the quieter moments in life but embrace the chaos. steal your exes car and watch it burn to hilary duff's so yesterday
cancer: it is ok to let it all out for once u don't owe strength to anyone like if walking alone on a beach for a week sobbing it all out is gonna help u do it just drink a lot of water and make sure some one is feeding u along the way also call ur loved ones some time soon they miss u
leo: ur generous as hell but 4 too long theres been to many fuckwads taking advantage of ur kindness don't be afraid to ditch ppl who don't nourish u, the people deserving of your warmth and devotions are those who will meet u @ rock bottom, ur a human ligh bulb anyway so
virgo: go the fuck off virgo. u've tried the whole diplomatic garbage fest and all that's handed u is fucking chad stealing ur house and ur car so fuck u chad but u have nothing to lose here call out everyone's bullshit, make that fucking burn book and rise from the flames RISE
libra: look at u with ur rad people skills and ur diplomacy and the whole life of the party but where are the those parties at rock bottom? guess what u don't owe everyone ur attention or empathy pick a side this time PICK YOUR SIDE
scorpio: u don't owe people the kind of goodness you're performing to those who are gonna read u wrong anyway, if people don't get that you're a charming and complex and emotional being then fuck them fuck them all it is ur party 2 day and u can do what ever u want
sagittarius: 2 many assholes worked hard on putting u down but just bc ur @ rock bottom doesn't mean you've lost out on ur pursuit, take it as a hibernation phase bc when u get out there again ur gonna be haunting them in aesthetically displeasing dreams for the rest of their weenie lives
capricorn: everyone's looking at u down here like "how the fuck did u get here" bc ur a capricorn, u don't plan for failure u took every step to not have failure buess what, u did and u know what ur gonna do? ur gonna take failure by the horns and say "i'm not afraid of u" go hella baller
aquarius: ur one of the few people who'll look at rock bottom and start thinking about how can u make life better for people down here. idk what is with u being a natural humanitarian and all but in a world that likes to knock the shit out of tenderness and empathy, u got that locked down.
pisces: u c the thing about u is that u probs knew that rock bottom was gonna happen eventually so while every1 else is pity buying a pet shark u already figured out how ur gonna spend your time here and before anyone else decided to waddle out, you've bounced back in a way THAT NO ONE EXPECTED BC UR A PISCES
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You’re like the spirits
the children invent
to inhabit the stuffed horse
and the doll.
I don’t know who hears me.
I don’t know who speaks
when the horse speaks.— from “To the Reader: Twilight” by Chase Twitchell
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Invention…does not consist in creating out of a void, but out of chaos.
— Mary Shelley, 1831 Introduction to Frankenstein
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We were moving out, boy, with the three hundred suns of the Pleiades glittering like a puddle of jeweled milk on our left, and all blackness wrapped around our right. The ship was me, I was the ship.
— Dan, Nova by Samuel Delaney
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Random fact of the day
“Blood is thicker than water”, when used in the context of family over friends, is in fact a wildly incorrect bastardisation.
The true, full quote is “The blood of the covenant is thicker than the water of the womb,” and refers to relationships forged by choice holding deeper meaning than those of mere biology.
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canon jesus is way cooler than fanon jesus
canon jesus was a sassy middle eastern guy who literally said “did i fucking stutter” and hung out with prostitutes
fanon jesus is just some boring white guy who sits around hugging lambs
(Source: tanknaka)
